Can't you just tell I'm craving something for sweet for dessert and we've got nothing - so I took it out on Barbie. It's crazy - you can dress Barbie in aluminum foil, stick beads in her earlobes with pins, and give her a crown made of forks and she still looks gorgeous. It's no wonder she's so hard to compete with. Me, I'd look fairly ridiculous in a tin foil dress, I flinch at pain so don't come near me with beads and pins...I suppose you could find me wearing a crown of forks, however, quite possibly on Boxing Day!
Barbie's fab, but she knows that! Forks, hmmm, have to remember that!
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